CIA: Captured In Action

By Liz Soolkin
The Blue Print
on Armed Services:

The plot has been twisted: the report clearing President Correa from any connection to FARC has been proven as false! The CIA originally leaked incorrect information.

Leon Ranetta, Director of the CIA, clarified the situation as best as he could, stressing that he was not the person who leaked the false information last night. The news was shocking, astounding even. He said that it is suspected that the agent who found the information clearing the President was captured by the enemy. Therefore, the report was inaccurate.

Stanley Kay, Press Secretary to the White House, stressed the fact that the White House had not yet been briefed by the President. He responded to the information by saying that he is “not surprised that the information was false.” He and the rest of the White House has always suspected Correa of being involved with FARC.

Straight-faced and prepared to respond, he said that he believes that the White House will continue with its previously intended actions. “Our hand is always reached out,” he declared. He stated that the American government is always prepared to work with the Ecuadorean government or people to protect them from the FARC terrorist group.

He said that military action and trade sanctions are still the last resort and will be considered only after all diplomatic routes are taken.