The Blue Print
on The CATO Institute:
Terrorism has struck on home soil. The president of the United States has been victim to an abduction attempt earlier this morning. I repeat, there has been an attempted abduction on President Barack Obama. The President has not been harmed and is in safety in an undisclosed location in D.C. The attempt was performed by select members of the libertarian CATO institute, lobbyists Rachel Cadison, Jamie Fisher and Payton Celedinas.
The three claimed in an interview the attempt was to halt Obama from invading Ecuador. "We did this to better the life of the American People, if the government isn't going to limit their actions themselves, we will have to limit the government." Evidence of their attempt was found in their Washington D.C. office, where flow charts of the plot where uncovered. Jamie Fisher claimed, "One thing you don't know about CATO, is that we are always able to make another flow chart."
No charges have been pressed on the CATO institute or the three conspirators at this point. The attack has raised many questions on the security of American citizens, as this is the first large scale terrorist act seen on American soil since the September 11th attacks in 2001.
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