Friday, February 26, 2010

Does CATO Encourage American Death

By Connor Oglesby
The Blue Print
on CATO Institute:
In a statement earlier today, the CATO institute showed their narrow mindedness towards industry with blissful ignorance in a plea to cease all bills pertaining to emissions and climate problems: "The assumed environmental issues cited from the Sumatra volcano aren't an issue, the government shouldn't care."

The conservative minded institute showed woes pertaining to the restraint of industry, higher unemployment and higher taxes if Congress passes legislation to suppress US emissions to counteract the influx of 130 cubed kilometers of ash from the recent eruption, and urged the government to back out.
"If we attempt to cap emissions in America, we will in turn cap the American industry, which will grant unemployment. In order to fix these environmental problems, the government would of course raise our taxes," one CATO representative was quoted with saying.

When asked, CATO showed no worry to a potential repeat of the 1815 Mt. Tambora nightmare, when an equal amount of volcanic ash created a global cooling shift resulting in disastrous crop failure throughout America and summer blizzards in New England, causing 10 million deaths worldwide.

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